Happy friendship day!

Hello Friends!

Happy friendship day to you, I hope you are well and doing great things in life. If not? Then thrive on something you are good at don't overthink it, just do it!

Don't go on hating people for stopping you from achieving your dreams, think of them as hurdle in the hurdle race.

Let's begin this wonderful blog. I think of friends as blessings. My belief in life has always been very simple. I am a hard working person, VERY HARD WORKING. (I cook my meal, do my laundry, households, errands and miscellaneous task at work and I mind my own business) I don't want to sound boring but I also clean bugs, filters and dust in my house and for reasons people have invited me to their homes - Once upon a time in abroad I saved my friend from a tarantula (*very true*).

You want to hear the story? Don't you!? It was before Malaysia, Singapore and Mauritius, my recent work trip got cancelled because of my own stupidity - I will cover this story later (*tears*).

So we were partying like party animals. I was with my beautiful blonde girl who actually loved me with her whole heart (*I am so blessed*) but why do I keep breaking hearts? (*never mind*). I was tipsy, the usual quiver - looking for bathroom to take a leak. I hear my girl calling "Shash!" I thought she mistook me as a typical Asian snake charmer. Well that wasn't the case, She respected my maneuvering skill (telling other people what to do) a job, I am highly skilled at it, (*lol*) learnt from women best in the world (*mom joke*).

So the stout friend of her was pale and trembling with uncertain fear - no she wasn't scared of me, I am a teddy bear at this point - minus the size and sponginess. She pointed me toward this cute eight legged five inch velvet coated black spider with thorns on its each leg (which can instantly cause nervous disorder to eight giant human species with a single tingle sting) those legs are not sexy, at all! Well, I was tipsy do you remember!? (*the overconfidence never wear away*)

I looked at both the girls before taking away the spider on a stroll. My girlfriend kept on persisting to avoid the situation and return to the cozy party, with much better vibe. It was too late - I was already in my lame, savior Asian hero attitude with Australian accent (*bpo effect*) with, no cape and had no clue of what's waiting ahead of my life, if that spider stings back (*marvel fan*)!

I took a last look at my girl in slow motion (*tipsy and drooling*), we both were terrified and both the girls were biting nails, my magic pill effect was over by the time (I ate two of 'em at the party) I reached too close, I could check the gender of the spider at this time, if it allowed me to. I asked the stout girl for plastic wrapper with my real Indian accent, while reaching near dangerous tarantula zone under the bed. Why do you want plastic wrapper, she asked me with too much fear (*a little over dramatic*). I am going to leave this monster in the back of the yard, I yelled with fearful cracking voice. (the female spider didn't have balls to argue) The collective human approach was working. 

With an instant the stout girl covered my fist with plastic wrapper of a candy floss from the party and she went back to her nail biting zone, as if she was waiting for this moment for all her life. We all looked at the wrapper for few seconds because, it had hypnotizing circles drew on it to hypnotize the spider that was my girlfriend's idea and belief and she drew it with best of her superstitions in the fraction of the time - she wanted to hypnotize a tarantula (*I said that too myself while being tipsy*)! I wondered if it could work on my billionaire boss, I came out of my stupid disbeliefs when tarantula moved to check my courage.

I caught the spider in my hand with an instinct that it won't sting back (*please do not try this stunt ever*) Though my blonde girl had the confidence that I am an Indian snake charmer, but I was no jungle boy not even close - At this point I was praying in the back of my mind if hypnotizing tarantula doodles would work. I was crying in my mind please don't sting me, if you want, I'll hook you up with male tarantula in a park (*my intents were clear*). I felt creepy moving movements on the inside of my palm, my ass began throbbing with fear.

I held the spider in my hand inside the wrapper for nearly four to five minutes (I think the spider was under the influence of the party too) until I find a safe zone in the backyard to escort this big spider into the wild. I was regarded as bedtime super hero later that night for the kids at the party. Half of them had no clue what I just did for humanity (*I saved the spider from two girls*).

Who cares? (*these people*) But later that night I did not sleep after reading about that spider on the internet, I was down with fever and remained terrified for a week! (*lol*). I had to double check my phd for reading too many psychological books for taking such brainless bold action at an impulse but, I saved a friend from life & death situation (I concluded my escapade) and that mattered more than anything else. I saved countless lives till today from silly to serious real life situations and people also saved my life in return from ugly life situations - I remember the African, German, Japanese and the French girls (*jokes*).

Well, uncle Shash got too many stories for his upcoming Novels' kids. I am kind hearted athlete who stays away from relationship zone for the best of the life's reasons.

Don't forget to check out my other blogs for upcoming gigs. I respect every person mentioned in my blogs. I just make fun of things for the sake of good old laughs. I don't mean no harm to you. I hope you had fun reading it. I did overexaggerate some facts but tarantula and long list of girl friends were as real as cold and tasty chocolate smoothie with extra chocolate truffles, dry fruits and nuts in a large glass with single straw and no one to share with room with PS5 - collection of top games, home theater but.., you I can't have it any sooner (*burns*) because, I am on a strict diet program and a tight schedule with a marketing firm!

I have to go now. I have downloaded two seasons of my favorite web series while writing this blog but I don't have time to watch it on a Saturday night because, it's late and I have to finish a PR presentation by tomorrow for my upcoming show 'Sunday Blue' Reality Show and finalize the ops team as production head. 20% of my production hardly get to see the light of day (*tears*)

Until next time (a portfolio of mine is also long overdue) I am Shadab Shaikh signing off! 

Happy Friendship day guys! Xoxo

Thanks & love,

Shadab

P.S. I have deleted all the games from my work pc just in case if my siblings, nieces and nephews are reading it. I don't have games in my phone also. All love stories are crap, fiction, parties are no fun and waste of time. I read books and work hard (*my angry jealous face*) to seize the dream of my mind but, I can't concentrate because I am too busy looking at the butterflies and there are no such things as idle rich, work hard and get there (*lol*). Bye now I sound like dad, cook edible and eat something fresh ! ! !